So glad my friends understand me...

  • BFF: I had this dream that we were doing kareoke in this class room and you whispered to me "I'm going to sing a Paramore song."
  • BFF: But when you got up there you were really bad. Like really bad and the girl before you was really good.
  • Me: What song was it? Was it Misery Business?
  • BFF: No. It wasn't a popular song. Even in my dream you were too cool for the singles.