I always get the most attention when I drink them as well - men will come and be like “That’s a serious martini” then I will do my best to act flirty - but we all know I’m as smooth as Liz Lemon, so instead I ramble on about a story on how much I love salt which makes it the perfect drink for me.

Me, RE: Dirty Martinis from 2009.

Been creeping on my old self and I found this gem on my old blog.