We finally made it to the Billy Joel show and I have crow’s feet.
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Whine Bags classic for sure.
Here it is! Kristen bumps into Huey Lewis in Boston and has some facetime with his long Van Halen haired male groupies. Sophia Bush takes a stroll out of One Tree Hill and into the meaner streets of Chicago P.D. Patrick shares the oddity of listening to himself on a podcast while lying in bed. Megan Fox spawns a child with Brian Austin Green, or Brian Green; whatever he goes by these days. Kristen revisits the past television failures of Bryan Fuller; including the poorly strung together Dead Like Me revival movie. Patrick has trouble remembering the name of the character in American Horror Story who has the murderous vagina and then spoils The Walking Dead for Kristen, who hasn’t made it beyond the first season; resulting in a discussion about how the two would survive a real life zombie apocalypse. Kate from LOST still sucks and how many stomach crunches does one have to do before they look like Joe Manganiello? Also, Awards Show season is in full effect and Kristen finds Patrick Stump from Fall Out Boy the most attractive member of the band; despite being short and tubby. Plus, Anna Chlumsky rises, remembering Queen Latifah’s version of Steel Magnolias, and Patrick reveals he’s a closeted fan of Reba. Oh yeah, and we drink a bottle of Cigar Box wine. Enjoy the show while it lasts, because we may soon find ourselves in rehab with Dennis Rodman or in Meredith Grey’s Kyle Chandler-filled purgatory!
Featuring: Patrick Dunn, Kristen Z.
Production: Patrick Dunn
Music: Huey Lewis and The News, Robbie Maxx, and Nelly Furtado.
I failed to send KZ a birthday card or an Edible Arrangement; and fortunately for her sake, it was laundry day.
OH. MY. GOD. [x]
LOOK AT THEM ABS!! (yes, I am a shallow person…)
Oh my dear god. I needed that chuckle badly. Stolen from @katiewatie.